Daring SMS

☻You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
 
☻I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
 
☻Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
 
☻I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
☻I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
 
☻You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
 
☻Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
 
☻If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
 
☻A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
 
☻Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
 
☻Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
 
☻I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
 
☻I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
 
☻Some people die. Others become a teacher...
 
☻The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
 
☻Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
 
☻If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
 
☻When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
 
☻You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
 
☻When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
 
☻Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
 
☻On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
 
☻Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
 
☻Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
 
☻He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
 
☻A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
 
☻It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
 
☻I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass