There comes a time in every kid’s life when he starts wishing he was a brave warrior in ancient Japan cutting down hordes of treacherous ninjas like jonesing crack addicts cut random pedestrians for drug money. In many cases, the dream of becoming a samurai forever remains a fantasy, but considering all the stuff they never told you about these oriental warriors, it might have been for the best. You see…
The Samurai Were Rampaging Pedophiles
The Samurai Were About As Faithful As a Lonely Housewife
At One Point, the Samurai Simply Quit Their Jobs
The Samurai Weren’t That Different From Farmers
There Was No Such Thing as the Bushido Code
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