Animal Jokes

☻When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?  Because there are more geese on that side

☻Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don't work

☻What did the turkey say to the chicken?  Gobble gobble

☻Why do hens lay eggs?  If they dropped them, they'd break

☻Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?  The outside

☻Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.  How long have you been acting this way?  Since I was a puppy!

☻Two snakes meet each other..  First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.  Second snake:Why?  First snake:Because I bit my lip!

☻Q : What do stylish frogs wear?  A : Jumpsuits!

☻Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?  A : French flies and a diet Croak

☻Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?  A : Unhoppy

☻Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &  A : A centipede with a wooden leg

☻Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?  A : Spoiled milk.

☻What kind of work does a weak cat do?  A : Light mouse work

☻Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?  A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

☻How do you circumcise a whale?  A : You need at least four skin divers