LIKE111.INFO: December 2010

Friday, December 31, 2010

Obama and Biden Bid Farewell To 2010

Chinese Star Zhou Xun

Zhou Xun is an internationally acclaimed Chinese actress and singer.

Two vampire bats fly out of the cave ...

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.
When he returns, he is covered with blood.

Khmer sexy star Srey Moch

Sokun Nisa Cutie face

Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo

1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.

Never talk to the parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Three rats are sitting at the bar bragging ...

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

Sokun Nisa and Nop Bayarith

A Useful Tip

In promulgating your esoteric cogitation or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.
Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency,

Smile SMS

☻Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.

☻Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.

☻Dreams makes everything posssible,hope makes everything works,love makes everything beautiful,smile makes all the above keep smiling always.

Sexy Khmer Star Teng Leakhena

Proposal SMS

☻My Eyes r eager 2 c u,
my ears r eager 2 listen u,
my lips r eager 2 kiss u,
and my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome you.

Two Neighbors

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.

Ubiquitous coincidence

មូលហេតុធ្វើឱ្យសមត្ថភាពផ្លូវភេទចុះខ្សោយ

ធ្វើឱ្យអវយវភេទទន់ និង មិនងើបឡើង ទោះជាមានការរំញោចក្តី ។ ការចុះខ្សោយ សមត្ថភាពផ្លូវភេទអាចព្យាបាលឱ្យ ជាបានអាស្រ័យទៅលើស្ថានភាព ផ្លូវចិត្ត ជំនឿចិត្ត និង ការទទួលទានអាហារ ឱ្យបានត្រឹមត្រូវ នោះនឹងធ្វើឱ្យអវយវភេទ ឡើងរឹងនិងបង្កើនការផលិតមេជីវិត កាន់តែច្រើនផងដែរ ។

School SMS Jokes

☻A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

“Wats this?”

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..

☻Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

☻TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Rainy Day SMS

☻when next time it rains,
try to catch the drops in your hands,
the drops you catch is the amount,
YOU LIKE ME,
the drops you missed is the amount,
I LIKE YOU.

☻Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.
HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.

☻Let A Smile
Be Your
Umbrella,
And You’ll
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain

Police Jokes

☻I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

☻im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Out to Lunch

It's the late 1980's, and this technician's boss at a nonprofit agency has a brainstorm.
"He wanted to provide a menu-driven telephone system that would let local boaters and fishermen call in for information on river levels," says the tech.

AT THE JOB INTERVIEW

One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.
"I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second"
So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.

ការស្វែងយល់ស៊ីជម្រៅពីចំណុច សំខាន់ៗដែល លាក់ខ្លួននៅក្នុងចិត្តស្ត្រីជា កត្តាដ៏សំខាន់ក្នុងរឿង ស្នេហា ដើម្បីឱ្យអ្វីៗ គ្រប់បែបយ៉ាងឈានទៅមុខដោយរលូន និង ទទួលបានផលទៅតាមអ្វីដែល បានប៉ុនប៉ងទុក ។

Only in America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Crazy training in Night Club

How's business be about?

A business executive asked a few friends the question, "How's business be about?" Their answers:

Accountant: How would you LIKE it to be?
Astronomer: Looking up.
Author: Mine seems to be all write.
Auto Shop: I think we will break even this year!!!
Butcher: We're making ends meat.
Electrician: Got it wired.

Miss You SMS

☻My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

☻Between a thousand yesterdays
and a million tomorrows,
there is only one “TODAY”
and I will not let it pass
without remembering you.

☻I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

☻I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight.
I would climb a thousand mountains
just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.

☻A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"

Unpaid Bill

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."

Two different world !

Marriage Jokes

☻I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

☻Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.