-1 Rose Love at the first sight; you are the one
- 2 Roses Mutual love between both, deeply in love with one another
- 3 Roses I love you
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Boss and the Trainee
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Get me a coffee quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Get me a coffee quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
Monday, January 24, 2011
Taiwan innocent artist Yaoyao
 | Guo Shu-Yao Taiwan artist Nickname: Yao-Yao Nationality: China Taiwan Born: July 18, 1990 (1990-07-18) Height: 155 cm Weight: 42 kg Occupation: model, the host |
Chinese girl Jessica Liu Shihan
 | Name: 刘诗涵 Liu Shihan English Name: Jessica Liu Nationality: Chinese Birthplace: Changsha, Hunan Birthday: August 18, 1989 Occupation: Actor, model, singer Height: 168cm Weight: 45kg |
Friday, January 7, 2011
Two caterpillars
Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them.
One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get ME up in one of those things."
One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get ME up in one of those things."
Monday, January 3, 2011
Q & A Jokes
☻Love is Photogenic,
it needs darkness to develop.
☻Messages are given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart
it needs darkness to develop.
☻Messages are given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart
A DAY ON THE SICK
An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning:
"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."
On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage:
"well, just how sick are you?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."
On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage:
"well, just how sick are you?"
Sunday, January 2, 2011
A parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
Stupid Things Actually Said By Soccer Commentators
1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.
2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.
3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.
4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.
5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.
6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.
2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.
3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.
4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.
5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.
6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Sex Jokes
☻SEX |
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u. |
☻SEX ON TEXT |
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text! |
☻YOU ARE WANTED |
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me? |
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